Mama Jokes

Yo Mama's so fat that when she wears a yellow coat people yell,

"Taxi!".

Yo Mama's so fat that she suffers from an obesity related illness and her morbid obesity may lead to her premature death.

Yo mama is so fat that I ran around her twice and got lost!

Yo Mama's so fat that she fell in love and got stuck.

Yo mama is so stupid that when she sees a transparent wall she wants to go over the top to see what's on the other side.

Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on the scales it says,

'One at a time please'.

Yo mama is so fat that I shagged her, rolled over twice and I was still on the fat bitch.

Yo mama's head is so small that she uses a tea bag as a pillow.

Yo mama is missing a finger and she can't count past nine.

Yo mama's mouth is so big that she speaks in surround sound.

Yo mama threw a frizbee 3 weeks ago that hasn't landed yet.

Yo Moma's like the library - Open to the public.

Yo mama's arms are so short that she has to tilt her head in order to to scratch her ear.

Yo mama is cross eyed so can watch TV in stereo.

Yo mama is so wrinkled that she has to screw her hat on.

Yo mama is so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

Yo mama is so clumsy that she got tangled up in a cordless phone.

Yo mama's breath is so bad that when she yawns, her teeth duck.

Yo momma's house is so dirty that she has to wipe her feet before she goes out.

Yo momma's house is so small that she has to go outside to eat a pizza.

Yo mama's so stupid, she dyed her hair green and now thinks she's a tree.

Yo momma has a short leg and walks in circles.

Yo mama has a short arm and can't clap.

Yo mama's glasses are so thick that she can see into the future.

Yo momma is so bald that she took a shower and is now brain washed.

Yo momma is so skinny that she turned side-ways and disappeared.

Yo momma so lazy that she thinks a 2 income family is where your daddy has 2 jobs.

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow that traffic slows down when she smiles.

Yo momma is so hairy that Bigfoot asked her out on a date.

Yo mama is so hairy, she shaves with a weed whacker.

Yo momma is so ugly that when she drops something in public, heterosexual men help her only in the hope that another, more attractive woman is watching.

Yo Momma is so stupid that she studied for a drug test.
And Failed!

Yo momma is so stupid, she sold her automobile for gas money.

Yo momma is so ugly that when she went to an ugly people contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals allowed".

Yo momma is so fat that when she goes out in high heels, she comes back in sandals!