Your Mama Jokes


Your Mama Jokes

 

 

Yo mamma is like the lottery, she just keeps rolling over!

Yo mama so fat when she walks past the tv you miss the whole episode of eastenders

Your mama is so fat she got babtised at sea world

your mama is so fat when she walked past the tv you missed 3 adverts

your mama is so fat when she was walking down the stairs she thought eastenders were starting

Yo momma is so dumb she went to the cinema and the man says "17 and over please" so she went out and got 16 of her friends

Yo mama so fat she sitss on a rainbow and skittles pop out.

 

 

Yo mamas so dumb she shoved a battery up her butt and said i got the power

Yo mamma so fat when she walks i have syrup for my waffles

Yo momma's so fat when she goes to the beach Whales sing, "we are family".

Ya ma so fat when she jump out of the plane?

she got stuck in the air

Yo Mama so ugly she cracked the daily mirrior

 
 

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