Yo mamma is like the lottery, she just keeps rolling over!
Yo mama so fat when she walks past the tv you miss the whole episode of eastenders
Your mama is so fat she got babtised at sea world
your mama is so fat when she walked past the tv you missed 3 adverts
your mama is so fat when she was walking down the stairs she thought eastenders were starting
Yo momma is so dumb she went to the cinema and the man says "17 and over please" so she went out and got 16 of her friends
Yo mama so fat she sitss on a rainbow and skittles pop out.