Your Momma Jokes

Yo mama is so stupid she exchanged her car for petrol

Yo Mama is so thick that she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side

Yo Mama's so fat that when she went in an elevator and pressed up, she went down!

Your mama so fat when she stepped on the scales it came up with to infinity and beyond

Your mama is so ugly she doesn't need to were a mask on Halloween.

Yo mama is so stupid she got sacked from the sperm bank for drinking on the job.

Your Mommas So Stupid That When The Door-Bell Rings She Opens The Microwave

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for a motor

Your mama is so fat that when she was having a dump she needed a map to look for her a**hole

Your mama is so stupid when the robber stole her t.v she went running after him to give him the remote!

Yo mamma is so fat every time she jumps in a lake it causes a tsunami around the world

Yo mama is so dumb that when the nurse asked her if she was ready to deliver the baby she said whose baby is it and why do i have to deliver it to them.

Your mamma's teeth are so yellow that i can not belive that it's not butter

Yo mamma so fat, godzilla uses her as a football

Yo moma is so fat, she's fat

Yo Mama so ugly she gives Freddy Krueger Nightmares?!

Yo mama so fat that when a bus hit her she said " Who threw that rock at me?"

Yo mamas so dumb she returned a cd cos it had a hole in it!

Yo mama so stupid, when she was watching a football game, she thought the quarterback was a refund!

Your mama so fat she got in a car acident and she thought the air bags were marshmellows

Yo mama is so stupid .....she puts free samples on lay away...

Yo mama is so old .......her driver's license is black and white

Yo mama is so fat she uses jumper cables as suspenders

Yo mama is so fat..instead of smoking a cigarette after having sex, she smokes a turkey

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Taco Bell was a phone company

Yo mama is so dumb ,she put a quarter in the parking meter and she got upset because her gumball didnt come out

Yo Mama so hairy, she can stay warm in Canada.

Yoo mama so fat when she sat on a rainbow, skittles pop out

Yo mama is so stupid she ate lucky charms for breakfast and waited for gold to come out

Yo mama is like a vacuum cleaner she blows she sucks she gets laid in the closet

The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession.

"Of course, my son," said the priest.

"Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found her."

"That's a wonderful thing, my son, and nothing that you need to confess," said the priest.

"It's worse, Father; I was weak, and told her that she had to pay for rent of the attic with her sexual favors," continued the old man.

"Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a large risk - you would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans had found you hiding her; I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil, and judge you kindly," said the priest.

"Thanks, Father," said the old man. "That's a load off of my mind. Can I ask another question?"

"Of course, my son," said the priest.

The old man asked, "Do I need to tell her that the war is over?"

Yo mamma so fat she tripped over wal–mart and stomped over k–mart and landed on target.

Yo mama's so ugley bob the builder took one look at her and said I can't fix that

Yo mama so poor i saw her resaling a squril for a peanut

Yo mama so poor she does drive-by shootings on a bus

Yo mama so ugly she makes onions cry

Yo mama is so fat it took god 3 days to make her

Your mom is so nasty she worked at a sperm bank and got fired for drinking on the job

Your mama so fat it tookher 2999 yers to get thin agen.